Txt It Like B*Ckham

Txt it Like B*Ockham represents an astonishing coup for its authors and publishers. In April 2004 a mobile phone was found lying discarded on a bench in Madrid's Atocha railway station. When the mobile's memory was hacked into by an enterprising local journalist (using state-of-the-art yellow tooth technology), the presence in its store of sent texts of an unusually large number of messages to a Mr. G.N*ville on a Preston number suggested the exciting possibility that the phone was the property of former Manchester United and Real Madrid star D*vid B*ckham. Further examination of the phone's contents proved beyond doubt B*ckham's ownership of the 'missing mobile'.

Here then, published for the first time, are the B*Ockham Txts: a revelatory, shocking, and uncensored first-hand record of a life lived in the celebrity fast lane. B*ckham's glamorous lifestyle - on the football field, in the shopping mall, in the bedroom, and (just occasionally) in the tastefully furnished halls of B*Buckingham Palace - is here laid bare in its brand-name-spattered entirety. Here are explicit details of the contents of D*vid and V*victoria's wardrobes, the insides of R*m*o's nappies, the hairstyles, the product endorsements, the celebrity chums, the epic shopping trips - and the rows with F*rgie that led to D*vid's departure from M**Chester United.